these guys most definitely got laid
is it just me or do they look like the douchebag versions of drake and josh
its not just you
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Source: tastyhumanburgers
these guys most definitely got laid
is it just me or do they look like the douchebag versions of drake and josh
its not just you
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Source: tastyhumanburgers
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
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Source: pizzaforpresident
why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong
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every single child who has ever been home sick from school knows the hell that is Baby Looney Tunes
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10880-malibu-point-california:
hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order
they are the order
I’d like a piece of that ass
no one should ever let us outside
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This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”
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this video changed my life
She genuinely confused the everything out of me, I don’t know what the original question was or what her explanation meant or where my house is, who am I
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i could not consciously go to bed tonight without reblogging this
w t f
oh my gah
my blog is official now
shit you found my selfie
me
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WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO
TURBO SHIT
BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS
pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION
Sometimes Tumblr is just perfect.
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My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in...
not now son, daddy’s trying to take a selfie
Now, I do believe I intend to make a kick ass blanket fort before I leave.